Twitter Updates:
Bloggy Stuff:
Jeff Lemasters-Tahir & I are now hosting Laughs With Lemasters & Lewis on KPRO 1570 AM, Serving the Entire Inland Empire and Parts of the Free World EVERY Monday from 12:30 to 1:00 pm!
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You can listen online at:
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I'm working on getting this posted near every pool this summer so we can avoid the tragic loss of even a single lizard!
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(The married ones are on their own!)
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Does anybody know if this works for snakes, too?
I had the BEST Birthday
EVER!!!
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Kris took me to the Hip Kitty Jazz & Fondue Club in Upland and we had a GREAT time!!!
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Don't
EVER
let your guard down when your 909 GF has a spray can in her hands...
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EVEN
if she's smiling and
EVEN
if it
IS
Kissable Spray Paint.
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Oh! The Horror!!!
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Oh! The Humilation!!!
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I'm scarred for
LIFE!!!
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UPDATE:
(6-15-10) Does anybody know how to get this stuff off? Kris and I are going to see Sting tomorrow nite and she STILL
won't let me wear a shirt!!! (At least I don't have a Farmer Tan anymore!)
I'm gonna help Flo at Progressive Insurance. More to come soon, but here's the link to the video:
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UPDATE:
(3-22-10) Progressive dropped the ball and my entry got lost. Go State Farm! Rah!!!
Some of you may (or may not) have been wondering where I've been lately, what with not many shows, etc. Well... I've been
cast in not one but TWO movies and filming will be starting soon. More info to come!
Well, I FINALLY got my headshots done! Here's the final pick of pics:
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(Thanks to Mike Stude for the location, photography and assistance!)
Had a ANOTHER GREAT show last night at the Coffee Depot in Riverside, California!!! Check out the
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A note about my videos:
Improvs, Comedy Store and most of the places I perform now don't allow publication of videos filmed at
their location. That's why most of the videos here are from my early daze.
Got a neat Twitter application for this site (!sa#twitter
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and modified it to automatically update! Yea!
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Now you can get annoying music, worthless countdowns and constant updates on yet another person who thinks
the world revolves around them! All in one place!!!
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UPDATE: (5-11-09) The auto-update Twitter thing crashes after about 4 hours. They're working on it. So no auto-update. Wahhhh!
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UPDATE: (4-4-10) The auto-update Twitter thing now works!!! Yea!!!
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www.WilliamPLewis.com: When you
Absolutely
have
Nothing
better to do!
I'm now on
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Follow my tweets on your cell phone by texting 'follow williamplewis' to 40404.
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I've now reached that point of celebrityhood where I actually think EVERYTHING I do is important!!!
Had a GREAT show last night at the Winery!!! Check out the
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A note about my videos:
Improvs, Comedy Store and most of the places I perform now don't allow publication of videos filmed at
their location. That's why most of the videos here are from my early daze.
I've been PUBLISHED!!!
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While at the "Who's Got Jokes?" auditions, I was interviewed by
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They took pics & video and that's ME, right there on the bottom left of page 66 along with my good comedy
buddy, Charlie Abraham!!!
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I've been invited to participate in the Ultimate Laff-Down XVI!!!
OMG!!! I'm HEADLINING!!! And there's even a flyer with MY NAME on it!!!
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(Thanx to
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for doing the flyer.)
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It's the little things that make life great!
You won't believe what happened today: I was shopping at Costco with my mom and
sister when a girl stopped us, saying, "Aren't you the guy with the
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The comedian?..."
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I'VE BEEN RECOGNIZED! IN PUBLIC!!!
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Then, later, I received my first piece of fan art. It's by Gene Oshinsky and I've titled it 'Bill
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I'm a recognized celebrity now. My life is complete.
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